Sunday, April 20, 2014
"Everyone is so sensitive. Say something offensive to me, I want to see how I react." - oh my cousin….
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
"She brought the jelly beans? That’s new!"
…um aside from the past twenty years, your mom has brought the jelly beans.
"Your hair is getting darker, as you get older."
This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :)
You know what, this is actually fucking genius.
OMG I may need to get this. This is my what my arm has been waiting for.
Monday, April 14, 2014
Saturday, April 12, 2014
i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”
Oh that’s how it oughta work.
Xena: Warrior Princess 3x10 The Quill Is Mightier…
I so miss this show.
American photorealist and photographer Chuck Close was invited by by Vanity Fair to photograph 20 of Hollywood’s brightest personalities, a star-studded roster that included Julia Roberts, Robert de Niro, Brad Pitt, Scarlett Johansson and Martin Scorsese to name a few, for the magazine’s 20th Hollywood issue. For this project, Close used a Polaroid 20×24 instant camera. Believe it or not, this particular camera model, which was manufactured by Polaroid in 1970, delivers instant prints 20 × 24 inches in size.
See more of his Polaroid portraits Close shots here: http://bit.ly/PpvazA
These are such beautiful shots. Everyone looks so real.
Thursday, April 10, 2014
Saturday, March 29, 2014
Why do men always objectify the women in every single video? Why can’t we, for once, objectify the men?”
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Saturday, March 15, 2014
"MAKE IT RAIN"
My brother throws dollar bills at the dog.
Him - “That’s a real SnapChat Moment there.”
Me - “Do you want to hand me your phone?”
Him - “Yes?”